Just because wizarding Christmas crackers have more impressive prizes than Muggle ones, it doesn’t mean the jokes are any better.

That said, in case you want to give your Christmas dinner a Wizarding World touch this year, feel free to try out these.

  1. What do you do with a Remembrall at Christmas time?

Let it glow!

  1. Which Weasley is it best to channel around the festive season?

Tis the season to be Molly!

  1. What does Snape use to make disappointing mince pies?

The Half-Good Mince

  1. What's Dobby's favourite Christmas song?

Jingle Bell Sock

  1. What would happen if you cast Muffliato on someone around Christmas time?

They’d have a Silent Night!

  1. Why should you never give a toddler gravy at Christmas?

Because of the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sauce-ry

  1. Why was the wizard sneezing all through Christmas Day?

He took too much Flu Powder!

  1. What happens when you accidentally swallow the silver coin in a Christmas pudding?

You feel a bit Sickle

  1. What do you call someone who puts too many herbs in the stuffing?

A Parsley-Mouth!

  1. Did you hear about what happened to the Boggart in the Christmas tree?

We’d tell you, but it’s too Riddikulus

Thank you, thank you. We’re here all week.