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First things first, if you haven’t yet discovered your wand, [here’s a link ](https://my.pottermore.com/wand) to our test written by J.K. Rowling. And remember... the wand chooses you, not the other way around. 

Now you’ve discovered your personal wand, just like Harry did in Mr Ollivander’s shop in Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, you most likely want to find out a bit more about what your wand type would mean for you in the wizarding world… 

## Ten most common core and wood combinations

1.	Unicorn core and sycamore wood – most common 
2.	Unicorn core and laurel wood 
3.	Dragon core and sycamore wood 
4.	Phoenix core and sycamore wood 
5.	Unicorn core and alder wood 
6.	Unicorn core and vine wood 
7.	Phoenix core and laurel wood 
8.	Dragon core and laurel wood 
9.	Unicorn core and redwood 
10.	Unicorn core and hazel wood 

## Top three rarest core and wood combinations

1.	Phoenix and poplar 
2.	Dragon and poplar 
3.	Unicorn and poplar 

## What core does your wand have?

Mr Ollivander used only three substances for wand cores. Three he deemed of enough quality to give the illustrious name of Ollivander: unicorn hair, dragon heartstring and phoenix feather. 

## Which one of the three cores does your wand have? 

### Unicorn hair

__Wizarding world characters who share this core: Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Cedric Diggory__

If your wand is unicorn hair, this core, according to [Ollivander’s notes](https://www.wizardingworld.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/wand-cores), ‘generally produces the most consistent magic, and is least subject to fluctuations and blockages. They are generally the most difficult to turn to the Dark Arts. The most faithful of all wands, they usually remain attached to their first owner, irrespective of whether he or she was an accomplished witch of wizard. Minor disadvantages of a unicorn hair core are that they do not make the most powerful wands (although the wand wood may compensate) and that they are prone to melancholy if seriously mishandled, meaning that the hair may “die” and need replacing.’ 

### Dragon heartstring

__Wizarding world characters who share this core: Hermione Granger, Bellatrix Lestrange, Viktor Krum__

If your wand is dragon heartstring, this core as a rule produces ‘wands with the most power, and which are capable of the most flamboyant spells. Dragon wands tend to learn more quickly than other types. While they can change allegiance if won from their original master, they always bond strongly with the current owner. The dragon wand tends to be the easiest to turn to the Dark Arts, though it will not incline that way of its own accord. It is also the most prone of the three cores to accidents, being somewhat temperamental.’ 

### Phoenix feather

__Wizarding world characters who share this core: Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort, Silvanus Kettleburn__

This is the rarest core type of our Wizarding World fans, and in the wizarding world itself: ‘Phoenix feathers are capable of the greatest range of magic, though they may take longer than either unicorn or dragon cores to reveal this.

They show the most initiative, sometimes acting of their own accord, a quality that many witches and wizards dislike. Phoenix feather wands are always the pickiest when it comes to potential owners, for the creature from which they are taken is one of the most independent and detached in the world. These wands are the hardest to tame and to personalise, and their allegiance is usually hard won.'

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### What wood is your wand made of?

These are the top ten wand woods from those who have discovered their wands through WizardingWorld.com (and previously on Pottermore). If your wand wood doesn’t make it on to this list don’t worry – [you can read all about the types of wood in full here.](https://www.wizardingworld.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/wand-woods)

__Sycamore – most popular__

•	A questing wand; eager for new experience and loses brilliance if engaged in the mundane. 
•	May burst into flame if allowed to become ‘bored’. 
•	Ideal owner is curious, vital and adventurous. 
•	When paired with its ideal owner, it demonstrates a capacity to learn and adapt that earns it a rightful place among the world’s most highly-prized wand woods. 

__Laurel – 2nd most popular__

•	It is said that a laurel wand cannot perform a dishonourable act, although Ollivander has known them to perform powerful and sometimes lethal magic in the quest for glory. 
•	Seems unable to tolerate laziness in a possessor, and in such conditions, it is most easily and willingly worn away. 
•	Otherwise it will cleave happily to its first match forever and can issue a spontaneous lightning strike if another witch or wizard attempts to steal it. 

__Alder – 3rd most popular__

•	Although an unyielding wood, its ideal owner is helpful, considerate and likeable. 
•	When happily placed, an alder wand becomes a magnificent, loyal helpmate. 
•	Best suited to non-verbal spell work, whence comes its reputation for being suitable only for the most advanced witches and wizards.
 

__Hazel – 4th most popular__

•	A sensitive wand, hazel often reflects its owner’s emotional state and works best for a master who understands and can manage their own feelings. 
•	Capable of outstanding magic in the hands of the skilful. 
•	So devoted to its owner that it often ‘wilts’ at the end of its master’s life – if the core is also unicorn hair, the wand will almost certainly completely ‘die’. 
•	Hazel wands have the unique ability to detect water underground. 

__Vine – 5th most popular__

•	Owners are nearly always those who seek a greater purpose, who have a vision beyond the ordinary and who frequently astound those who think they know them best. 
•	Vine wands seem strongly attracted to personalities with hidden depths and are more sensitive than any other when it comes to instantly detecting a prospective match. 
•	Reliable sources claim that vine wands emit magical effects upon the mere entrance into their room of a suitable owner. 

__Redwood – 6th most popular__

•	Wand-quality redwood has a reputation for bringing good fortune to its owner – however, according to Ollivander, this is the wrong way around. 
•	Redwood wands are strongly attracted to those who already possess the admirable ability to fall on their feet, to make the right choice and to snatch advantage from catastrophe. 
•	Ollivander generally expects to hear of exciting things when such a person is paired with a redwood wand. 

__Beech – 7th most popular__

•	If you are young, you will be best suited to a beech core if you are wise beyond your years. 
•	If you are fully grown, you will be best suited to beech if you are rich in understanding and experience. 
•	Beech wands perform very weakly for the narrow-minded and intolerant. 
•	When properly matched, beech is capable of a subtlety and artistry rarely seen in other woods.

__Maple – 8th most popular__

•	Those chosen by maple wands are often travellers and explorers by nature. 
•	Maple wands are not stay-at-home wands, and prefer ambition in their owners, otherwise their magic grows heavy and lacklustre. 
•	Fresh challenges and regular changes of scene cause this wand to literally shine, burnishing itself as it grows with its partner in ability and status. 
•	Possession of a maple wand has long been a mark of status, because of its reputation as the wand of high achievers.

__Rowan – 9th most popular__

•	Rowan is reputed to be more protective than any other wand, and renders all manner of defensive charms especially strong and difficult to break. 
•	It is commonly stated that no Dark witch or wizard ever owned a rowan wand – and Ollivander cannot recall one of his rowan wands going out to do evil in the world. 
•	Wands of rowan wood are most happily placed with the clear-headed and the pure-hearted. 
•	However, this reputation for virtue ought not to fool anyone – these wands are the equal of any, often the better, and frequently out-perform others in duels. 

__Cypress – 10th most popular__

•	Cypress wands are associated with nobility. 
•	The great medieval wandmaker, Geraint Ollivander, wrote that he was always honoured to match a cypress wand, for he knew he was meeting a witch or wizard who would die a heroic death. 
•	Fortunately, in less bloodthirsty times, the possessors of cypress wands are rarely called upon to lay down their lives, though doubtless many of them would do so if required. 
•	Wands of cypress find their soulmates among the brave, the bold and the self-sacrificing: those who are unafraid to confront the shadows in their own and others’ natures. 

### A note on the rarest wood amongst Wizarding World fans:

__Poplar – rarest__

•	‘If you seek integrity, search first among the poplars’, was a great maxim of Ollivander’s grandfather, and his grandson reports that his own experience tallies exactly with this impression. 
•	Poplar is a wand to rely upon – of consistency, strength and uniform power. 
•	This wand wood is always happiest when working with those of clear moral vision. 

__Something to keep in mind:__ ‘Every single wand is unique and will depend for its character on the particular tree and magical creature from which it derives its materials.

Moreover, each wand, from the moment it finds its ideal owner, will begin to learn from and teach its human partner.’ [Therefore, as J.K. Rowling reminds us through Ollivander](https://www.wizardingworld.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/mr-ollivander), these notes ‘should be regarded very much as a starting point, for this is the study of a lifetime, and I continue to learn with every wand I make and match.’

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The funniest ten moments of Quidditch commentary

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## When Lee Jordan couldn’t keep his Gryffindor loyalty under control 
‘So – after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating –’

‘Jordan!’ growled Professor McGonagall.

‘I mean, after that open and revolting foul –’
‘Jordan, I’m warning you –’

‘All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I’m sure’.

*Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone*

## When Luna Lovegood wasn’t too fussed about remembering the players’ names 
‘… but now that big Hufflepuff player’s got the Quaffle from her, I can’t remember his name, it’s something like Bibble – no, Buggins –’

‘It’s Cadwallader!’ said Professor McGonagall loudly from beside Luna.

*Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince*

## When Malfoy fouled Harry and Professor McGonagall forgot all about Lee Jordan’s bias 
Professor McGonagall didn’t even bother to tell him off. She was actually shaking her fist in Malfoy’s direction; her hat had fallen off, and she, too, was shouting furiously.

*Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban*

## When Ginny Weasley deliberately flew into biased commentator Zacharias Smith 
‘Forgot to brake, Professor, sorry.’

*Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince*

## When Lee Jordan spoke mostly in capital letters
‘YOU CHEATING SCUM!’ Lee Jordan was howling into the megaphone, dancing out of Professor McGonagall’s reach. ‘YOU FILTHY, CHEATING B–’

*Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban*

## When Luna Lovegood had a deep and meaningful chat with the whole Quidditch crowd 
‘Smith was being quite rude about Gryffindor, I expect he regrets that now he’s playing them – oh, look, he’s lost the Quaffle, Ginny took it from him, I do like her, she’s very nice …’

*Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince*

## When Ludo Bagman noticed the referee at the Quidditch World Cup having Veela issues
‘Now, we can’t have that!’ said Ludo Bagman, though he sounded highly amused. ‘Somebody slap the referee!’

*Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire*

## When Lee Jordan appeared to be sponsored by the Firebolt
‘The Firebolt’s precision-balance is really noticeable in these long –’

‘JORDAN! ARE YOU BEING PAID TO ADVERTISE FIREBOLTS? GET ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!’

*Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban*

## When Professor McGonagall just couldn’t take it anymore
‘Seventy–forty to Hufflepuff!' barked Professor McGonagall into Luna’s megaphone. 

‘Is it, already?’ said Luna vaguely. 

*Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince*

## When Lee Jordan bemoaned the state of his love life
‘And it’s Johnson – Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me –’

*Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix*

Into the Pensieve: Do you remember Bob Ogden?

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## Who was Bob Ogden?
This exact question was asked by Harry Potter himself in *Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince*. According to Dumbledore, Bob Ogden was employed by the Department of Magical Law Enforcement back when Voldemort’s relatives – the Gaunt family – were still at large.

## When did we meet him?
Confusingly, we met Bob Ogden in the Pensieve, via a memory Dumbledore collected from Ogden before the Ministry official died. Dumbledore showed Ogden’s memory to Harry during one of their private lessons in *Half-Blood Prince*. Bob Ogden was dead by the time Harry saw this memory – he was around when Lord Voldemort’s mother, Merope Gaunt, was barely out of girlhood. 

## What was he doing when we met him?
When Harry dropped into his memory, Bob Ogden was acting in his capacity as a Ministry official. A wizard called Morfin Gaunt had ‘performed a jinx or hex on a Muggle, causing him to erupt in highly painful hives’ and Ogden was tasked with seeking Morfin out and summoning him to a Ministry hearing. However, Ogden got a little bit more than he bargained for when he turned up at the Gaunt house. He was met by Morfin Gaunt who hissed at him in Parseltongue – a language he couldn’t understand – and was then hit in the nose by a thoroughly unpleasant spell. 
The rest of the family weren’t much fun either. Marvolo Gaunt, who we later learned was Lord Voldemort’s grandfather, was obsessed with being descended from Salazar Slytherin, and treated Ogden – as well as his daughter Merope – with utter contempt.   

## What did he look like?
Appearance-wise, Bob Ogden was short, plump and wore ‘enormously thick glasses that reduced his eyes to molelike specks’. In the memory Dumbledore had collected, he was also wearing ‘the strange assortment of clothes so often chosen by inexperienced wizards trying to look like Muggles: in this case, a frock-coat and spats over a striped one-piece bathing costume’. It was a bold look, we’ll give Ogden that.

## What about his personality?
Bob Ogden might have only appeared on a total of thirteen pages across the Harry Potter series, but we reckon you can tell quite a bit about the kind of wizard he was from his brief encounter with the Gaunt family. He was definitely a patient man. Despite Marvolo and Morfin taunting and insulting him, he remained calm and professional, refusing to retaliate. He also made it clear he didn’t share Marvolo’s contempt for Muggles and didn’t give two hoots whether or not someone was of pure blood. He also protected Merope from her father’s temper at great personal risk. He was certainly brave to enter the Gaunt house alone, but not foolhardy – his logic told him to fetch reinforcements when Morfin chased him from the house with a bloody knife and hexes. 

We’d bet our favourite Chocolate Frog card that Bob Ogden was a fair and just Head of the Magical Law Enforcement Squad. 

## Why did he matter?
Ogden’s memory of the Gaunts proved extremely useful to both Dumbledore and Harry in the fight and eventual defeat of Lord Voldemort. He shed light on the life of Lord Voldemort’s mother, Merope, and her son’s past – something that Dumbledore told Harry was ‘very important’, particularly when it came to the prophecy. Bob Ogden’s memory also provided vital clues about not one, but TWO Horcruxes, that Harry would have to ensure were destroyed before defeating Lord Voldemort. 

Let us explain. In the memory, Merope Gaunt – Voldemort’s mother – was wearing a heavy gold locket around her neck. Marvolo almost strangled her with it as he pointed out to Ogden that it had belonged to Salazar Slytherin. After finding a fake version of the locket with Dumbledore, Harry would later break into the Ministry of Magic to steal the real locket from Dolores Umbridge. And Ron would eventually destroy it with Godric Gryffindor’s sword. 

Ogden also saw Marvolo Gaunt wearing the black-stoned ring that Tom Riddle later made into his second Horcrux – a Horcrux Dumbledore himself destroyed before his death. But the ring didn’t just give Harry a clue about Horcruxes, he remembered that Marvolo had boasted that the ring displayed the Peverell coat of arms – a family inextricably linked to the Deathly Hallows. Arguably, the black-stoned ring of Bob Ogden’s memory helped Harry work out that Dumbledore had left him the Resurrection Stone. 

## Why might we have forgotten him?
We’d certainly forgive you for overlooking Bob Ogden. With an appearance on only thirteen pages of a book series with an enormous catalogue of supporting characters, Ogden might have been one that slipped your mind. He also only appeared in the Pensieve, so never truly entered Harry Potter’s timeline – and this can make him harder to remember. That being said, we hope that one day you’ll take a Harry Potter quiz and the winning answer will be Bob Ogden – and you can feel really, really smug. 


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Is there a cuter fantastic beast than the Niffler? (Shush, nobody tell Pygmy Puffs we said that.) How about creating your own to show off to your mates?

The mischievous creature, known for foraging shiny objects and for being a particular favourite of Newt Scamander, was first introduced to us in the book *Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire*, and we’ve been in love ever since.

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Beasts Behaving Badly: a look at the most mischievous magical creatures

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The wizarding world is crawling with creatures – some proud, some vindictive, some visible only to those who have witnessed death. They function as familiars, friends and foes. And some of them, it seems, are mainly there to mess with the nearest witch or wizard.
 
## Nifflers

These cute little diggers are the original mischief-makers. Their affinity for anything expensive makes them more dangerous than Dementors (if you care more about your watch than your soul). It makes sense that they’re adorable; it makes it much more likely that you’ll forgive them for raiding your jewellery box, robbing you blind, and destroying your house.

The Nifflers dived in and out of the patch of earth as though it was water, each scurrying back to the student who had released it and spitting gold into their hands. Ron’s was particularly efficient; it had soon filled his lap with coins.

>‘Can you buy these as pets, Hagrid?’ he asked excitedly, as his Niffler dived back into the soil, splattering his robes.
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>‘Yer mum wouldn’ be happy, Ron,’ said Hagrid, grinning, ‘they wreck houses, Nifflers.’
> *Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire*

## Kreacher

House-elves as an entity aren’t exactly mischief-makers, interested as they are in serving – but the pages of Harry Potter are studded with diminutive tea-towel-clad rebels, and Kreacher is the most intent on causing trouble.

Alternately scattering Dungbombs, prowling after dark, and smuggling valuables in his loincloth, Kreacher’s deep love for his family resulted in plenty of problems for the new occupants of his domain.

There was the sound of pattering feet, a blaze of shining copper, an echoing clang and a shriek of agony: Kreacher had taken a run at Mundungus and hit him over the head with a saucepan.

>‘Call ’im off, call ’im off, ’e should be locked up!’ screamed Mundungus, cowering as Kreacher raised the heavy-bottomed pan again.
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>‘Kreacher, no!’ shouted Harry.
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>Kreacher’s thin arms trembled with the weight of the pan, still held aloft.
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>‘Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck?’
> *Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows*

## Hedwig

Hedwig is a loyal friend and a reliable mail carrier, but she’s also got plenty of personality, which more often than not expresses itself in the form of non-verbal jokes. She nibbles ears, nips wrists and disapproves of tropical birds. She’s often present when Harry receives bad or worrying news (because she brings it, tied to her leg) and if he overreacts, she makes sure he knows, by cuffing him about the head with her wing.

Hedwig came fluttering down onto his shoulder, and held out her leg.

>‘I can’t use you,’ Harry told her, looking around for the school owls. ‘I’ve got to use one of these ...’
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>Hedwig gave a very loud hoot, and took off so suddenly that her talons cut into his shoulder. She kept her back to Harry all the time he was tying his letter to the leg of a large barn owl. When the barn owl had flown off, Harry reached out to stroke Hedwig, but she clicked her beak furiously and soared up into the rafters out of reach.
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>‘First Ron, then you,’ said Harry angrily. ‘This isn’t my fault.’
> *Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban*

## Grindylows

There are degrees of mischief, and Grindylows sit further towards the murderous end, given their predilection for dragging witches and wizards down to watery deaths. But they’re small! Green! Cute!

>Harry twisted his body around and saw a Grindylow, a small, horned water demon, poking out of the weeds, its long fingers clutched tightly around Harry’s leg, its pointed fangs bared – Harry stuck his webbed hand quickly inside his robes and fumbled for his wand – by the time he had grasped it, two more Grindylows had risen out of the weed, had seized handfuls of Harry’s robes, and were attempting to drag him down.
> *Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire*

## Nargles

The actual presence of Nargles is yet to be verified, but if Luna tells us that they infest mistletoe, then who are we to disbelieve her?
 
## Freshly caught Cornish Pixies

Gilderoy Lockhart was always a great lover of a mischievous wink, so it’s no surprise that he brought these blue-hued wreckers of havoc into the classrooms of Hogwarts.

Shockingly strong and good at working in teams, it didn’t take long for a cage full of the cobalt sprites to reduce a Defence Against the Dark Arts class to panic.

>It was pandemonium. The pixies shot in every direction like rockets. Two of them seized Neville by the ears and lifted him into the air. Several shot straight through the window, showering the back row with broken glass. The rest proceeded to wreck the classroom more effectively than a rampaging rhino. They grabbed ink bottles and sprayed the class with them, shredded books and papers, tore pictures from the walls, upended the waste bin, grabbed bags and books and threw them out of the smashed window; within minutes, half the class was sheltering under desks and Neville was swinging from the candelabra in the ceiling.
> *Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets*

The worst Hogwarts punishments: ranked

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## 10. Writing inventive lines

Hogwarts might be a school of magic, but it doesn’t shy away from the boring punishment of writing a sentence over and over and over again. Though some of the lines students had to write out during Harry’s time at Hogwarts were a little more inventive than the usual ‘I must not run in the corridors’. One such amusing incident starred Seamus Finnigan accidentally firing a jet of water at Professor Flitwick – who ended up flat on his face. The Charms professor had Seamus writing out, ‘I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick’. 

## 9. Carrying out tedious tasks without magic

How do you punish a witch or wizard? The Hogwarts teachers know! Make the wayward student do something without magic, that they could do in two seconds with a swish of their wand. Ron was incredibly frustrated when he had to spend hours polishing the silver in the trophy room and scrubbing the bedpans in the hospital wing – no Scourgify spells allowed. In Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Snape also tasked Harry with sorting rotten Flobberworms from good ones, without magic or gloves. Bleurgh.  

## 8. Forbidden Forest with Hagrid

Though detention could never be too bad if it was being supervised by Hagrid, venturing into the Forbidden Forest is far from an ideal night out. It’s no wonder the place was out of bounds to students – at various times it housed often-irate centaurs, Acromantulas (giant magical spiders), and Grawp (an actual giant), as well as a feral car. We’d rather face the rotten Flobberworms.

## 7. Helping Professor Lockhart answer his fan mail

We think spending hours of our evening with Gilderoy Lockhart would certainly be worse than a night in the Forbidden Forest. Give us a giant spider over Lockhart gushing on about his super fans, any day of the week. We don’t know how Harry managed to keep awake whilst Lockhart gave him smug advice like, ‘Fame’s a fickle friend, Harry’ or ‘Celebrity is as celebrity does, remember that’. Spare us, please!

## 6. Quidditch playing ban

If you’re on the Quidditch team, we reckon that this punishment would be amongst the worst at Hogwarts. Given that Quidditch teams are so small, not only would it mean you wouldn’t be able to play, but it would also affect the whole team’s performance and risk losing you the next match, or even the Quidditch Cup. Was there ever a sadder sight than the Gryffindor Quidditch team ‘slumped around the fire’ in the common room after Harry and the Weasley twins were banned by Umbridge?

## 5. Owl home to parents or guardian

A letter home is a common punishment used in the Muggle world, as well as the wizarding one. But it isn’t just the letter home that wizarding children have to worry about. Wizarding parents have a very noisy way to reply to the news of their child’s wayward ways. Remember when Molly Weasley sent Ron that Howler? The embarrassment! We’d be begging for lines instead. 

## 4. Banned from Hogsmeade

Neville was banned from all future Hogsmeade visits by Professor McGonagall when his list of Gryffindor Tower passwords ended up in the hands of Sirius Black. Imagine being left behind – without access to an Invisibility Cloak – whilst all your Hogwarts mates got to go to Hogsmeade. You’d miss out on Zonko’s Joke Shop, Dervish and Banges, and Butterbeers at the Three Broomsticks, just to name a few. 

## 3. Umbridge’s evil quill

You might have expected Dolores Umbridge’s preferred detention method to be at the top of this list – but we didn’t want to give her the satisfaction. Umbridge forced students to use this quill when writing lines, but it didn’t use ink. Rather, it magically cut into the back of the student’s hand, using blood to mark the page. At first, the cuts would heal over, but after a long time the words of the lines would scar from the continued damage. Evil on so many levels. 

## 2. Copying out old detention records

Ordinarily this wouldn’t seem much worse than writing lines, but this particular punishment was tailor made to make Harry feel miserable. Snape vindictively asked Harry to copy out the crimes and punishments of his father and godfather. At this point, Sirius had not long passed away and we really felt the ‘jolt’ in Harry’s stomach every time he had to read their names. A cruel punishment, indeed.

## 1. Expulsion

What’s worse than your Hogwarts letter never arriving? We reckon it would have to be arriving at Hogwarts for real, being sorted into your house and then… being sent away. It seems as though getting expelled is a pretty brutal experience as well – they snap your wand in half! And there would be no promises that you’d have Dumbledore on your side and get to stay on at Hogwarts. Expulsion wins the number one spot for worst Hogwarts punishment by miles. 


Thirteen times the Golden Trio could have done with some Felix Felicis

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## 1.	That time Harry and Hermione had to transport a dragon up the tallest tower at Hogwarts 
If only they’d swigged some Felix Felicis before setting out on this mad mission. A baby dragon, a Slytherin enemy (Malfoy) and a less than helpful friend (Neville) made it all the more likely that Hermione and Harry were going to be caught out of bed. Then they went and left the Invisibility Cloak at the top of the tower. That golden potion could have saved them so many Gryffindor house points. 

## 2.	That time Harry and Ron hit the only tree that hits back 
They didn’t exactly think through flying Mr Weasley’s enchanted car to Hogwarts. Given that the Invisibility Booster was on the blink and they were seen by Muggles before crashing into the Whomping Willow, we reckon a quick mouthful of Liquid Luck before setting off might have made the flight a little smoother. 

## 3.	That time Harry played Quidditch with Dobby’s rogue Bludger 
We do understand why Felix Felicis is banned from competitive sports, but poor Harry didn’t have the easiest time in Quidditch matches. This game in particular (from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets) involved a Bludger that was out to get him. If Harry had taken Felix Felicis perhaps the Bludger would have missed him and kept Gilderoy Lockhart away from his broken arm. We’re still cringing at Skele-Gro. 


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## 4.	That time Peter Pettigrew escaped justice for a second time
This whole scene was an absolute unlucky mess. Lupin forgot to take his Wolfsbane Potion and started to turn fully-fledged werewolf. Pettigrew used the commotion to transform back into his rat Animagus form, AKA Scabbers. Some Felix Felicis for Harry, Ron or Hermione – even the tiniest of drops – might have helped keep Pettigrew under control and cleared Sirius Black’s name. 

## 5.	That time Fred and George tried to put their names in the Goblet of Fire
Fred and George tried and failed to get around Dumbledore’s Age Line by taking an Ageing Potion, but imagine if they’d had Felix Felicis on their side? Maybe then Harry’s name wouldn’t have come out of the Goblet at all? We would have paid good Galleons to see the Weasley twins competing in the Triwizard Tournament – they probably would have given their dragons Puking Pastilles or U-No-Poo…

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## 6.	That time Harry asked Cho to the Yule Ball 
A couple of years after this, Felix Felicis actually helped Harry get together with Ginny in a non-direct way. But wouldn’t it have given Harry’s ego a boost if Cedric hadn’t already asked Cho to the Yule Ball, and she’d said yes to him instead? 

## 7.	That time Professor Umbridge broke into the Room of Requirement
Thanks to Dobby’s warning, the DA members got an early warning about Umbridge bursting in on their meeting. But their luck really did run out after that: Pansy Parkinson grabbed their list of names from the Room of Requirement, which referred to them as ‘Dumbledore’s Army’. This piece of evidence led to Dumbledore leaving Hogwarts and Umbridge taking control, which we all could have done without.


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## 8.	That time Harry tried to speak to Sirius, but got Kreacher instead
With the help of Liquid Luck, Harry might have had better timing and succeeded in contacting Sirius – rather than a house-elf loyal to the wrong side. If he’d had enough Felix Felicis, Harry might even have avoided capture by Umbridge immediately afterwards. Could Sirius’ death have been avoided if Harry hadn’t rushed to the Department of Mysteries? Or would Lord Voldemort have found another way to trick Harry into going there, even with the help of Felix Felicis?

## 9.	That time Ron failed his Apparition exam by half an eyebrow 
Maybe not one of the most important moments in the Harry Potter series that required Felix Felicis… but half an eyebrow! We really felt Ron’s frustration. We’re sure Liquid Luck could have helped Ron with this – although of course it’s banned in examinations so he may well have been expelled, even if he was able to legally Apparate. 

## 10.	That time Hermione tried to ask Borgin what Malfoy was after in Borgin and Burkes… 
Harry, Ron and Hermione really could have done with some luck when they ditched Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes for Borgin and Burkes and tried to work out what Malfoy wanted to buy. Extendable Ears didn’t do it, and neither did Hermione’s attempts to convince Borgin that she wanted to buy Malfoy a birthday present! Finding out about Malfoy’s interest in Vanishing Cabinets might have been really helpful this early on. 

## 11.	That time Harry, Ron and Hermione broke into Gringotts
Using Polyjuice Potion to change into Bellatrix Lestrange, using the Imperius Curse, trying to trick goblins, breaking into a vault… What could possibly go wrong? Quite a lot as it turned out, including a dragon. We suppose the three were quite lucky to make it out of the wizards’ bank alive but a few drops of Felix Felicis definitely wouldn’t have gone amiss. 

## 12.	That time Harry gave away his location to the Snatchers 
Felix Felicis might not have prevented Harry from saying Voldemort’s name – which by that stage had been made Taboo – and revealing his (and Ron and Hermione’s) location to the Snatchers, but perhaps they would have had a better chance of escape. Malfoy Manor was a terrifying place for them to end up and it meant poor Dobby sacrificed himself to save them.

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## 13.	That time all our favourites risked their lives at the Battle of Hogwarts 
We wish we could have shared out Felix Felicis between all our favourite Harry Potter characters at the Battle of Hogwarts. Not just Harry, Ron and Hermione, but all the characters we loved and lost on the day that ended Lord Voldemort for good.

A guided tour of the Hogwarts portraits

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Aside from the Fat Lady, what other portraits hang on the walls of Hogwarts? And what else do we know about them? 

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Hogwarts, like any self-respecting old building, is full of works of art. They adorn the stairwells and line the walls of the Headmaster’s office – gilt-framed and larger than life. 

The most convincing examples of the artistic school of realism ever, Hogwarts portraits are imbued with the memories and emotions of their subjects: they sidle between frames and interact with the living, spending their time drinking, singing, shouting and generally seeming to have a better time with their legs painted on than we’ve ever managed in real life. 

In the Muggle world, portraits are often as much about the artists as they are about the subjects; in the wizarding world it’s all about those portrayed in paint. 

These are the portraits with the biggest influence on the action: 

## The Fat Lady 

[The Fat Lady](https://www.wizardingworld.com/features/5-portraits-at-hogwarts-we-want-to-talk-to), clad in a floor-length gown, and charged with the important task of guarding the door to the Gryffindor common room, leads a life of decadence and delight. Alternately depicted singing, necking whole casks of wine and socialising with her posse, she knows the value of a liqueur chocolate and a tinsel headband.

She might be a fan of the finer things in life, but she suffers at the hands of Sirius Black, when she refuses him admission to the common room. Two parts sarcasm and one-part whiskey, she’s the portrait with the most staying power, making regular appearances throughout the novels, always equipped with top-notch passwords such as ‘banana fritters’, ‘baubles’ and (after some festive over-indulgence) ‘abstinence’. 

Of all the animated oil paint, she’s the most human. She celebrates wins with the Gryffindors; she mourns [Dumbledore’s death](https://www.wizardingworld.com/features/harry-potter-most-devastating-deaths). And since the levels of activity of the portrait is a direct reflection of the powers of the witch or wizard in life, we’re sad we never got to know her in the flesh. She’d have really enjoyed the Three Broomsticks. 

> ‘I’ve got something for you, Harry,’ said Hermione, neither looking at Ron nor giving any sign that she had heard him. ‘Oh, hang on – password. Abstinence.’ 
> ‘Precisely,’ said the Fat Lady in a feeble voice, and swung forwards to reveal the portrait hole. 
> ‘What’s up with her?’ asked Harry. 
> ‘Overindulged over Christmas, apparently,’ said Hermione, rolling her eyes as she led the way into the packed common room. ‘She and her friend Violet drank their way through all the wine in that picture of drunk monks down by the Charms corridor. Anyway…’ 
> Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

## Sir Cadogan

This portly knight makes his first appearance in *Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban*, when he aids Harry and Ron in finding their first Divination class. Though he’s clearly committed to his knightly duty to aid those in need, he’s not exactly what you would call competent. All over-long sword and grass-stained knees, he spends more time trying to get back on his pony than he does rescuing damsels in distress. 

Still, you can’t say that he’s not brave: when the Fat Lady’s canvas is slashed to strips by one knife-happy Sirius Black, it’s his portrait that takes her place guarding the Gryffindor common room, with its precious Harry-shaped cargo (leaving aside the fact that he subsequently cheerfully admits Sirius through, when he comes equipped with Neville’s list of passwords). 

Cadogan’s last appearance is during [The Battle of Hogwarts](https://www.wizardingworld.com/features/battle-of-hogwarts-timeline), when he accompanies Harry on a mad dash through the corridors, shouting encouragement, ready for battle to the last. 

> ‘Farewell!’ cried the knight, popping his head into a painting of some sinister-looking monks. ‘Farewell, my comrades-in-arms! If ever you have need of noble heart and steely sinew, call upon Sir Cadogan!’ 
> ‘Yeah, we’ll call you,’ muttered Ron, as the knight disappeared, ‘if we ever need someone mental.’ 
> Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 

> ‘Braggarts and rogues, dogs and scoundrels, drive them out, Harry Potter, see them off!’ 
> Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 

## Ariana Dumbledore

The youngest Dumbledore is never present as a ghost, but her spirit is everywhere, haunting Albus Dumbledore throughout his life. 

It makes sense, then, that it’s her portrait that provides Harry with his most pivotal return to Hogwarts, concealing the passageway between Aberforth’s house and the Room of Requirement. She’s nothing but memory, reflection, paint on canvas: an ever-present reminder of the impossibility of restoring what once was lost. 

Ariana’s portrait, described as nothing more than blonde with ‘vacant sweetness’, never speaks, unlike the garrulous occupants of most of Hogwarts’ paintings. Deceased long before the events of the books, she is the silent catalyst, the unspoken regret, the family secret. 

> Aberforth remained fixed in his chair, gazing at Harry with the eyes that were so extraordinarily like his brother’s. At last he cleared his throat, got to his feet, walked around the little table and approached the portrait of Ariana. 
> ‘You know what to do,’ he said. 
> She smiled, turned and walked away, not as people in portraits usually did, out of the sides of their frames, but along what seemed to be a long tunnel painted behind her. They watched her slight figure retreating until finally she was swallowed by the darkness. 
> Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

## Phineas Nigellus Black

An ex-Headmaster of Hogwarts and Slytherin to his oil-paint core, Phineas hangs in the Headmaster’s office and represents the silly side of evil. He feigns sleep when Dumbledore calls upon him, and speaks only to reinforce his intense dislike for Harry Potter, all Gryffindors, and more or less everyone without the surname Black. 

He plays an important role in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, as his other painting adorns the dirty walls of 12 Grimmauld Place. He therefore serves as an unwilling messenger for the Order. 

A wearer of silk gloves and admirer of style, the child-loathing ex-teacher is extremely well-endowed with personality and pride, if not with charm. He might be deliberately loathsome, but he’s also capable of words of wisdom, and his sneering disregard for Harry is what enables him to give Harry an essential talking-to when he verges on breaking down 

> ‘You know,’ said Phineas Nigellus, even more loudly than Harry, ‘this is precisely why I loathed being a teacher! Young people are so infernally convinced that they are absolutely right about everything. Has it not occurred to you, my poor puffed-up popinjay, that there might be an excellent reason why the Headmaster of Hogwarts is not confiding every tiny detail of his plans to you? Have you never paused, while feeling hard-done-by, to note that following Dumbledore’s orders has never yet led you into harm? No. No, like all young people, you are quite sure that you alone feel and think, you alone recognise danger, you alone are the only one clever enough to realise what the Dark Lord may be planning –’ 
> ‘He is planning something to do with me, then?’ said Harry swiftly. ‘Did I say that?’ said Phineas Nigellus, idly examining his silk gloves. 
> ‘Now, if you will excuse me, I have better things to do than listen to adolescent agonising … good-day to you.’ 
> Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

## The Provocative Mermaid

Just because she doesn’t get given a name doesn’t mean this scaled siren doesn’t play an important role among the framed alumni of Hogwarts. Given prime position in the prefect’s bathroom, the mermaid spends her time flirting with the finer prefect specimens as they wallow in their flashy swimming-pool-sized tub. While it can’t be ideal to be an aquatic creature left high and dry, she certainly knows how to make the best of her situation. 

> Harry’s eyes had fallen on the picture of the snoozing mermaid on the wall. ‘Myrtle, there aren’t merpeople in there, are there?’ 
> ‘Oooh, very good,’ she said, her thick glasses twinkling. ‘It took Diggory much longer than that! And that was with her awake, too – Myrtle jerked her head towards the mermaid with an expression of great dislike on her glum face – ‘giggling and showing off and flashing her fins...’ 
> Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

## Violet 

Best pal to the Fat Lady, Violet doesn’t seem to do much more with her second life than imbibe fine wine and indulge in lengthy gossip sessions with her friend. An icon to us all. 

> ‘Well, well, well,’ said the Fat Lady, ‘Violet’s just told me everything. Who’s just been chosen as school champion, then?’ 
> ‘Balderdash,’ said Harry dully. ‘It most certainly isn’t!’ said the pale witch indignantly. ‘
> No, no, Vi, it’s the password,’ said the Fat Lady soothingly, and she swung forwards on her hinges to let Harry into the common room. 
> Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Cumulatively, the canvas occupants of Hogwarts play a key role in events that transpire, from protection to betrayal – human to the end. I hope that any future portraits capture McGonagall’s raised-eyebrow wrath, Sirius’ sardonic humour and Harry’s bravery. It’s reassuring to know that there are multiple ways that our favourites might live on in death, whether it be as portrait or ghost, or both.

How do you become an Animagus?

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*Definition: An Animagus is a witch or wizard who can transform at will into an animal.*

*Notable Animagi: Minerva McGonagall, Rita Skeeter, James Potter, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew*

In Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Remus Lupin shared that it took his fellow Marauders – James, Sirius and Peter – until their fifth year at Hogwarts to finally become Animagi and keep him company in his werewolf form. But how did they manage it? And why did it take them so long to learn how to transform into animals?

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Here’s a witch or wizard’s step-by-step guide to Animagus transformation, but we’re warning you – it makes for some grizzly reading.

## Step 1: Do your homework…

…in Transfiguration and Potions at least. Becoming an Animagus requires a witch or wizard to be skilled in both these areas in order to stand a chance of achieving such a complex transformation.

## Step 2: Carry a single Mandrake leaf in your mouth…

…for an entire month – from full moon to full moon to be precise. Yes, we’re serious. If you swallow the leaf or remove it from your mouth at any point, you have to start the whole thing again (no-one likes to see that happen). You then have to find a ‘small crystal phial that receives the pure rays of the moon’, put your saliva-filled leaf inside, and add one of your own hairs.

## Step 3: Add a silver teaspoon of dew from a place that neither sunlight nor human feet have touched…

…for a full seven days. And if that wasn’t hard enough, you then have to add the chrysalis of a Death’s-head Hawk Moth to the crystal phial as well. Then put ‘this mixture in a quiet, dark place’ and leave it alone until the next electrical storm. And really leave it alone – don’t even look at it. Don’t even think about looking at it.

## Step 4: While waiting for the storm, you must place your wand tip over your heart…

…every sunrise and sundown and speak the following incantation: ‘Amato Animo Animato Animagus’. If you keep repeating your incantation, ‘there will come a time when, with the touch of the wand-tip to the chest, a second heartbeat may be sensed.’ Don’t change anything! Keep going. Keep waiting for that storm!

## Step 5: As soon as lightning appears in the sky, go to the place where…

…you’ve hidden your crystal phial. At last! If you’ve done everything right then you will ‘discover a mouthful of blood-red potion inside it.’ Then move somewhere where you aren’t going to alarm anyone or place yourself in physical danger during your transformation. An Animagus transformation party is definitely a bad idea.

## Step 6: Place your wand-tip against your heart and speak…

…the incantation ‘Amato Animo Animato Animagus’ and drink the potion. You will then feel fiery pain – lucky you – and an intense double heartbeat.

## Step 7: The shape of the creature into which you will shortly transform will appear…

…in your mind. The instructions then warn: ‘You must show no fear/ It is too late now, to escape the change you have willed’. Yikes!

## Step 8: When your transformation is complete you are strongly advised to pick up your wand…

…and hide it somewhere safe, so you can find it post-transformation. To return to human form, visualise your human self as clearly as you can. Don’t worry if you don’t change back immediately, ‘with practice, you will be able to slip in and out of your animal form at will, simply by visualising the creature’. Once you’re an advanced Animagus, you should be able to transform without your wand.

## The (many) things to be wary of…

- When the process of becoming an Animagus goes wrong, it often goes seriously wrong. We’re talking horrible half-human, half-animal mutations here, with no known cure.

- The first transformation is usually ‘uncomfortable and frightening. Clothing and items such as glasses or jewellery meld to the skin and become one with fur, scales or spikes.’

- When you first transform, try to avoid panicking otherwise the animal mind ‘may gain the ascendancy’ and you could do something stupid or dangerous.

- ‘Generally, wizards prefer to have their clothes Transfigure with them, to escape the embarrassment of reappearing naked’.

- Don’t forget to log your personal details and Animagus appearance on the Animagus Registry. Failure to do this might land you in Azkaban prison.

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## 10 – Custard cream confusion 

Coming in at number ten, it’s that time Fred and George “forgot” that they’d hexed the custard creams and made them into their signature Canary Creams. Poor Neville turned into a large canary, moulted and then joined in laughing with everyone else. Canary Creams: only seven Sickles each – a bargain of a prank! 

## 9 – The duplicitous duel 

Now, we know Harry, Ron and Hermione didn’t find this prank particularly funny, but we can’t be biased against Malfoy’s pranking ability, just because he was in Slytherin now, can we? At number nine, it’s the time Malfoy managed to convince Harry and Ron that he and Crabbe would meet them in the trophy room at midnight for a duel. Harry and Ron definitely became less gullible as the years went on, or was it more that they became best friends with Hermione? Hmm...

## 8 – A chocolate cake conspiracy 

At number eight is the time Hermione Granger filled two chocolate cakes with ‘a simple Sleeping Draught’ to knock out Crabbe and Goyle. Harry and Ron needed their hair for the Polyjuice Potion that would allow the trio to investigate whether Malfoy was the heir of Slytherin. Okay, so Hermione wasn’t necessarily doing it for a laugh but we have to admit, using food as bait for the greedy duo made us chuckle. 
 
## 7 – Naughty Nifflers 

Coming in at number seven is Lee Jordan and his hilarious prank on Professor Umbridge. After Fred and George’s departure from Hogwarts, they apparently left him a couple of Nifflers. Inspired by his absent friends and general hatred for Umbridge, Lee decided to levitate them ‘in through her window’. Just imagine how much chaos those Nifflers caused… Well done, Lee Jordan. Well done, indeed! 
 
## 6 – Signed photograph silliness 

Hagrid sneaks into our top six, with the time he pranked Harry over signed photographs. After a mix-up involving Colin Creevey’s camera, Malfoy, and Lockhart, there was some confusion over whether Harry was or wasn’t giving out signed photographs of himself. Hagrid joined in with the joke when he teased Harry: ‘gotta bone ter pick with yeh. I’ve heard you’ve bin givin’ out signed photos. How come I haven’t got one?’ Hagrid was only pulling his leg, but it made Harry furious! 
 
## 5 – The swamp that stuck around 

At number five, it’s Fred and George Weasley with that time they turned a fifth-floor corridor at Hogwarts into a swamp. And then when they made their firework-filled exit from school, they left no instructions on how to get rid of it, which infuriated Professor Umbridge no end. Even better, this swamp had an official name: a Portable Swamp, which you could buy at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes. Fred and George really knew how to spread the prankster love. 
 
## 4 – The tall-tale of a tattoo 

Swooping into number four is Ginny’s prank on Romilda Vane. In Harry Potter and the *Half-Blood Prince*, Romilda asked Ginny whether it was true that Harry had a Hippogriff tattooed across his chest. Ginny’s response? She told Romilda it was a Hungarian Horntail. And even better? She said Ron had a Pygmy Puff. Ginny Weasley – queen of the witty comeback. 
 
## 3 – Exit, pursued by a poltergeist 

Peeves the poltergeist was always going to make it onto this list, and we reckon this prank very much deserves its place in the top three. This is the time when Umbridge tried to make a quiet exit from Hogwarts after her horrifying reign. Instead of letting her sneak off, Peeves ‘chased her gleefully from the premises whacking her alternately with a walking stick and a sock full of chalk’. And the best thing? The walking stick belonged to Professor McGonagall and she seemed completely fine about Peeves borrowing it… 
 
## 2 – The longest tongue twister 

Let’s be honest, Fred and George Weasley weren’t going to let the opportunity of visiting Privet Drive pass without pranking Dudley Dursley. In second place is the time the twins “accidentally” dropped one of their Ton-Tongue Toffees on the floor at the Dursleys, and Dudley’s tongue grew to four-foot long before Arthur Weasley was able to shrink it. Arthur was very angry with his sons, but we can’t help but see their side – Dudley probably did deserve it. 
 
## 1 – Going out with a bang 

And the number one spot goes to none other than the Weasley twins, for one of the most elaborate and explosive pranks ever to grace the halls of Hogwarts. Fred and George’s Wildfire Whiz-bangs included dragons soaring up and down the corridors, shocking-pink Catherine wheels, rockets, exploding firecrackers and of course that wonderful self-writing sparkler ‘resolutely spelling out the word ‘POO’. But it wasn’t just that the fireworks were magnificently disruptive – whenever Umbridge tried to get rid of them, it would make things worse. Ingenious. Wizard hats off to the prankster kings!

Harry Potter's sassiest moments 

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## When Harry reminded Hermione that being the Boy Who Lived wasn’t all it was cracked up to be… 
‘Harry, don’t go picking a row with Malfoy, don’t forget, he’s a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you ...’

__‘Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?’ said Harry sarcastically.__ 

## When Harry went on a magical power trip and rebelled against Uncle Vernon… 
‘You’re not allowed to do magic outside school.’

__‘Yeah? Try me.’__

## When Harry gave Umbridge a helpful review of his first DADA teacher… 
__‘Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!’__

## When the twins gave Harry the ultimate guide to Hogwarts and he didn’t appreciate it… 

... given the Marauder’s Map:
 
__‘What’s this rubbish?'__

## When Harry tried to make Roonil Wazlib a thing… 
‘This is your copy of Advanced Potion-Making, is it, Potter?’

__‘Yes,’ said Harry firmly.__

‘Then why,’ asked Snape, ‘does it have the name ‘Roonil Wazlib’ written inside the front cover?’

Harry’s heart missed a beat.

__‘That’s my nickname,’ he said.’__

## When Harry got verbal in a nonverbal spells lesson… 
‘Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?’

__‘Yes,’ said Harry stiffly.__ 

‘Yes, sir.’

__‘There’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor.’__

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## When Harry hadn’t really grasped the concept of Portkeys… 
__‘Why are they all standing around that manky old boot?’__

## When Harry reminded Hermione that he’d actually also noticed he was a Triwizard Champion...
‘The task is two days from now!’

__‘Really? I had no idea.’__

## When Harry seemed prepared to use his hero status for romantic ends… 
‘She’s only interested in you because she thinks you’re the Chosen One.’

__‘But I am the Chosen One.’__

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## When Harry was fed up with Neville going on and on about Herbology… 
‘If you’re interested in plants, you’re better off with Goshawk’s Guide to Herbology. Did you know there's a wizard in Nepal who's growing gravity-resistant trees?’

__‘Neville, no offence, but I really don’t care about plants.’__

## When Harry took standing up to Malfoy to a whole other level…
‘You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.’

__‘Yeah,’ said Harry, ‘but you, unlike me, are a git, so get out and leave us alone.’__

## When Cedric asked how Harry was during the Triwizard Tournament and Harry just said…
__‘Spectacular.’__




Spectacular sass indeed.

Seven times Ron’s personality matched his Patronus 

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### Ron really loves food 

Jack Russells are renowned for being just a little bit greedy, and their tendency to eat basically anything is certainly something that Ron Weasley and his Patronus type have in common. One of our favourite Ron food moments from the books is when Nearly Headless Nick, ‘seemed glad of a reason to turn away from Ron, who was now eating roast potatoes with almost indecent enthusiasm’. And in the films, we just loved it when Hermione asked him, exasperated: ‘Do you ever stop eating?’ His reply: ‘What? I’m hungry.’ 

We reckon that’s exactly what a Jack Russell would say if it could talk. 
 
### Ron is loyal at heart 

The Jack Russell breed is known for loyalty. Ron might have had a few missteps, but fundamentally he was as loyal a friend as Harry and Hermione could have wished for. Our favourite examples? In *Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone*, Ron was willing to sacrifice himself in a chess game so that Harry could get to the stone. And don’t forget that moment when he ended up eating slugs because he was sticking up for Hermione. In Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Ron said of Dumbledore choosing to give him the Deluminator: – ‘he must’ve known I’d run out on you’. But Harry had it right when he replied: ‘No… He must’ve known you’d always want to come back’. We’re not crying, you’re crying. 
 
### Ron loves the limelight 

And who can blame him? As the youngest Weasley brother, Ron was often given hand-me-down clothes and even hand-me-down pets (Scabbers). With Bill being perfect, Charlie being cool, Percy being – well – Percy, and the twins being hilarious, Ron must have felt like he had to fight to be the centre of attention. And let’s not forget that he was best friends with ‘The Boy Who Lived’ and the brightest witch of her age. No wonder then, that Ron enjoyed it when the limelight occasionally fell on him. Remember when he was the one who saw Sirius Black in the Gryffindor dormitory? 

>“Though still severely shaken by the night’s events, he was happy to tell anyone who asked, what had happened, with a wealth of detail.” 
> *Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban*

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### Ron enjoys making a bit of mischief 

Jack Russells are notoriously mischievous, and Ron definitely shares this character trait with his Patronus type. A huge fan of Zonko’s, and his brothers’ shop Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes, Ron was always up for a laugh. Even at the end of *Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows*, when he’d grown up and had children of his own, Ron showed off his sense of humour: 

>“Why are they all staring?’ demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students. 
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>‘Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.” 
> *Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows* 

### Ron is always up for a game 

If you like a dog that loves to play you can’t go wrong with a Jack Russell, and just like his Patronus type, Ron liked a game or two as well. He was an ace at wizard chess – so much so that at the end of his first year he was awarded crucial fifty house points ‘... for the best-played game of chess Hogwarts has seen in many years’ after beating McGonagall’s giant chess set. And of course, he loved Quidditch, particularly his favourite team – the Chudley Cannons, and he was even prouder to make it onto the Gryffindor Quidditch team as Keeper. He might have had a shaky start but in the end, Ron pulled the Quaffle out of the bag and really was our king. 
 
### Ron has a tendency to be stubborn 

When it came to arguments, Harry, Ron and Hermione were all pretty stubborn about their points of view. But if we were giving house points for stubbornness, we reckon Ron might just win the House Cup for how he behaved in *Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire*. He managed to keep up his feud with Harry through quite a chunk of the story, adamant that Harry had entered himself into the Triwizard Tournament without telling Ron – his supposed best friend. 

We agree with Hermione on this one: ‘‘You two are so stupid!’ she shouted, stamping her foot on the ground, tears splashing down her front’. Honestly. This is another characteristic Ron shares with his Patronus breed – Jack Russells are known for their tenacious and dogged (get it?) ways. 
 
### Ron is brave, not fearless 

Jack Russells were originally bred as hunting dogs, and would chase foxes, rats and other small animals into their underground holes and burrows. This meant Jack Russell Terriers often had to launch themselves into the dark unknown of another animal’s territory. Ron is undeniably brave too, but he isn’t fearless, and we think this made him one of the bravest Gryffindors around. He was afraid of spiders, and yet he still went with Harry, following them into the Forbidden Forest. Ron was also terrified of letting down the Gryffindor Quidditch team as Keeper, but he went out onto the pitch anyway, even amongst sarcastic Slytherin choruses of ‘Weasley is our King’. 

Ron Weasley and his Jack Russell Patronus sure do make a courageous pair. Woof woof!

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